Viagra’s secrets that you don’t know.

Two years ago, during my kid’s spring break, we went to Key West.

While we were aboard that hop and ride trolley for a sightseeing, our tour guide started telling a story.

When he moved from the Bahamas, he narrated, he saw people hunting and eating iguanas. Iguanas are all around the area and some people catch these things for a little, tasty, backyard barbecue.

He tried iguana’s meat, and it was good.

But he stopped eating the meat already for medical reason: he was later diagnosed with a rare disease due to eating iguanas from the Key West.

The medical diagnosis – A reptile-dysfunction.

I have a confession to make — I been using Viagra.

Even though I am not old enough to have the problem. I used Viagra, cocaine, morphine and fentanyl, in the lab.

That’s because I am a forensic chemist.

I study these kinds of drugs, the bad boys of all narcotics. I dealt with Schedule 1 drugs. Schedule 1 are drugs that are deemed with no medical use and potential for abuse.

In my previous laboratory, license from the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) is needed to purchase this kind of drugs for study.